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Ass Stigmatism

Tue Aug 11, 2009, 11:20 AM
  • Mood: Triumph
  • Listening to: Death From Above 1979
  • Reading: i read New Moon in less than 2 days
  • Watching: -
  • Playing: -
  • Eating: huevos con chile rojo
  • Drinking: gulping: yogurt
I went to the eye doctor and she was checking my vision and i heard her go "oh shit!" under her breath. I says to the doctor "what's wrong doc?!" and she says "you got it baddddd!" My astigmatism that i was diagnosed with about seven years ago has not subsided nor will it. SOOOOO i got to pick out these SUPER fly glasses. they're brown and rectangular half frames. I'm stoked when i tried em on i looked like a prince ass.

I caught a trashy lady at work trying to pay with some fake ben franklins and i got a prize. On that note, i'm transferring to Orange County. Moving back in with sabrina's family and in January getting an apartment hopefully in fullerton... close to downtown.

There are some new hotties at my work that i've yet to get to know. but it feels good to not be the only one wearing the tight pants around that place! SHEESH! I'm in the middle of a falling out with my parents so i'm making tons of mp3 cds to store all the music i've downloaded here so i have something to listen to when sab and kim get their kmk on. Jang and Rob are in Taiwan right now... i hope they're ok i think it's Monsoon Season right now. Last i heard they're enjoying themselves- cheap sushi, beautiful landscapes tight pussy and fresh dog. Mmmmmmmy kind of place. I think in september jang and i are going up to see rob and boris for a few days.

artistically: i am experiencing a renaissance de la mode european.

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  • Interests: Boys' Toys
  • Favourite movie: Elizabeth: The Golden Age
  • Favourite band or musician: Mozart
  • Favourite genre of music: shake shake shake shake shake shake shake
  • Favourite artist: Toulouse-Lautrec, Schiele, Delacroix, Beardsley, Paloma Picasso (jewelry)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Alexandra kotur (Vogue), Anna Piaggi (Italian vogue)
  • Favourite photographer: Avedon, Newton, Liebovitz (select)
  • Favourite style of art: Hat Making
  • Operating System: 10 knife
  • MP3 player of choice: your mom i mean uhhhhh ipod mini first gen
  • Shell of choice: balenciaga white bubble jacket with black buttons and a black riding hat with black skinny jeans
  • Wallpaper of choice: balenciaga
  • Skin of choice: fore
  • Favourite game: human
  • Favourite gaming platform: Death Valley, CA
  • Favourite cartoon character: storm and fitzroy
  • Personal Quote: FUCK THE POLICE!
  • Tools of the Trade: a compass, bow and arrows, and a scope

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:iconjesique:
Just letting you know I stopped by your gallery and "Fist attempt at a non human" is amazing. Parrots are my favorite animals <3
:icondetmar:
oh thankyou. i did it after i watched a youtube on painting with prismacolor products. :D
:iconjesique:
I love there markers!!!
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:iconzenrico:
hey thank you so much for the add! :)
:icondetmar:
i love ur brush strokes! they're powerful and precise.
:icondetmar:
[CURRENT PLAYLIST]:

1. Destiny- Zero 7
2. Little Star- Madonna
3. Teardrop- Jose Gonzalez
4. Isaac- Madonna
5. Hints- Jose Gonzalez
6. How Low- Jose Gonzalez
7. Killing for Love- Jose Gonzalez
8. If I Ever Feel Better- Phoenix
:icondetmar:
senkiu derry mash!

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